Hidden in the littlest ballerina's (aka The Kleptomaniac) playroom can you find?
- a pair of pink Tweezerman tweezers (my eyebrows will be forever grateful)
- one 1/4 carat diamond stud earring (I really don't want to pierce my nose to have a use for the other one)
- an old sippy cup of milk (it's either that or a dead rodent causing the stench in there)
- one purple dog leash (left behind from the last time she held Ruby hostage to play Barbies)
- a tiny pair of sharp silver scissors (the clumps of blond hair she cut from her head with them don't count)
- one $35 DS game (Mommy has a headache listening to the big ballerina whine incessantly about its disappearance)
- one baby molar (the Tooth Fairy needs it back)