Hidden in the littlest ballerina's (aka The Kleptomaniac) playroom can you find?
- a pair of pink Tweezerman tweezers (my eyebrows will be forever grateful)
- one 1/4 carat diamond stud earring (I really don't want to pierce my nose to have a use for the other one)
- an old sippy cup of milk (it's either that or a dead rodent causing the stench in there)
- one purple dog leash (left behind from the last time she held Ruby hostage to play Barbies)
- a tiny pair of sharp silver scissors (the clumps of blond hair she cut from her head with them don't count)
- one $35 DS game (Mommy has a headache listening to the big ballerina whine incessantly about its disappearance)
- one baby molar (the Tooth Fairy needs it back)
So you know exactly where to look when something goes missing! These kids keep us on our toes, don't they?
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Too funny. I am thinking this would make a good idea for a picture book.....hmmm
ReplyDeleteAmy - Oh yeah! If something is missing, you KNOW she's taken and hidden it. Drives me CrAzY!
ReplyDeleteShelly - Oooohhhhhh, what a great idea! *claps hands with glee*
Ha! Kim, feel free to send me a PB manuscript any time if you want feedback. Not saying I'll be "helpful' but certainly happy to read it and give you my thoughts.
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